Britney's Pain + POSGOTD

[Britney's shame - Egotastic]
Sorry, this is completely and utterly off-topic, and has nothing whatsoever to do with games, but come on, this is too classic to pass up - why would anyone, ever, under any circumstances, shave their head and then go out in public with that ridiculous looking clown wig on? Especially when their career is already in the dumpster because they've finally completed the transition from attractive dirty untalented strumpet to ugly dirty untalented strumpet!

Everyone with me now, revel in Britney's pain for a moment...there, done it? Good. Now, for our POS game of the day, head over and check out Knife Throw 2, an uber-lame game where you can throw knives at all your least-favorite celebrities. I don't know who makes this crap, but whatever...if you go into practice mode, the game doesn't end when you kill them. Yay!



We're all done here. Go do something productive, now.

POS Game of the Day

Now, you'd think that since South Park lends itself so easily to Flash, any Flash game put out under that name would be great. Sadly, it's not true. I'm not going to say anything about Cripple Fight other than the fact that they've taken a great idea for a real twisted game and turned it into feces. This always seems to happen, and I don't know why these big media outlets don't yet understand that crappy advergames based on popular shows only make the shows look worse. Especially when you underpay some code monkey to throw the piece of crap together in a couple of days!

Anyways, back to feces: check out Shit War if you're in the mood for more of that sort of thing.

A special "thanks" to Wikipedia user Cacetudo (hey dude, you asked for a credit, so you got it!) for producing and photographing the fine specimen you see at the top of this post. Yum yum! Bonus game: head on over to the hi-res pic and see if you can guess what Cacetudo had for dinner that night!

POS game of the day: Bush Aerobics

Miniclip is responsible for some real crappy games - however, this series is by far one of their worst creations yet.

Oh, and if Bush Aerobics isn't enough for you, don't worry, there's more! Head over to Miniclip's Dancing and Shows section for such treats as:

• Blair the Motivator
  
• Dancing Hilary
  
• Dancing Blair
  
• Kerry Workout
  
• And what would any crappy political dancefest be without Hip Hop Debate?
  

Someone should really be punished for this type of thing...